Stephanie!

2008-08-08T20:16:00.000-07:00

http://abracadavers.livejournal.com

pretty flower ugly roots

2008-08-08T06:32:00.001-07:00

Tell me how i'm supposed to breathe with no air.

proper class gathering.

2008-08-08T05:38:00.000-07:00

hi today was the real proper class gethering.
and i couldn't say a lot of things.
just like other people couldnt say a lot of things.
but i still hate someone.
but i can't.
its like very difficult.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

ok i came home after my stupid curfew thats what, at fricken 7.
are they mad or sth?
so i have t think of my own punishment.

starving for say, a week?
sounds good.

2008-08-06T21:23:00.001-07:00

Baby you wouldn't last a minute on the creek.

Hello world.
Life's been strangely fine.
And its IT now,
where no one's doing any work.
We're all either blogging, or friendster-ing.
K.

Seriously,
Lexington by Chiodos really rocks.
Really.
Omg,
looking at nice bands on myspace's my new pasttime.
:D

Omg,
nice ok nice.

I'm very bored now,
and Althea and I are listening to Lexington now.
:D
The vocals very shiok.
AND AND AND ZACK MERRICK IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
AAAAAAAAAAAH.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS ALTHEA'S HUSBAND. (2nd)
Okay, so anyway i'm really bored.

Byebays.
:D

2008-08-06T05:51:00.000-07:00

Oh, My, God why does Zack Merrick have t be so hot?
):<

2008-08-06T04:38:00.000-07:00

so it burns and burns.

hi today i went t bishan library with elvina.
and there we met christabel.
and there, we made like 3 new friends.
well for elvina it was 4.

christabel,
david,
jeremy,
and the mongoloid.

cool right.

I FINISHED TOTAL REVISION OF GEOGRAPHY.
YESSSSSSSSS HELL YEA.

i'm gonna do bio now.

And anyway,
we were all comparing ezlink card pictures.
and seriously christabel's was the sexiest.
C: "My face looks like a car ran over it."
S: "No ok mine worse"
J: "So yours looked like an aeroplane ran over it"
D: "No yours looks like an egg with hair"

And elvina just sat there and read her book.

2008-08-05T04:46:00.000-07:00

Steph and Joanne
Sec 4 Farewell '08
01/08/08

Cheeeeeeeze; Steph and Ally

Steph and Allyphant.

Kissable Lips man.
Steph and Alv.

TEEEEEEEETH :D
Steph and Delfina.

Steph, Joanne, Delfina.

CHEEEEEEEESE :D
Steph and Delfina.

ERNHUEEEEEEEEEI! :D

:D heehee we had fun.

2008-08-05T03:06:00.000-07:00

"Stephanie we have decided to cut off your 4 month ground."
"But you have to do your part."
"Your curfew everyday is at 7pm."
"You must tell us who you're going out with and where you're going."

Okay so anyway.
Tomorrow is mega studying day.
Library library library library or macs or sth.
D:

I NEED TO COMPLETE BIO REVISION.
And heh, of course Geography.
whooooooooooooooooooooopdeedoo.

y-e-y, yey!
For now, i'm gonna be happy and study.
YAY.

Geography- Pollution (x)(06/08/08)(10/08/08)(11/08/08)
Ozone Depletion/Global Warming (06/08/08)(08/08/08)(10/08/08)(11/08/08)

History- Chapter 3 (06/08/08)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)
Chapter 4 (x)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)
Chapter 6 (08/08/08)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)

Literature- Practices. (x) (10/08/08)(11/08/08)

Math- Quadratic Equations (07/08/08)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)(13/08/08)
Pythagoras' Theorem (x)(09/08/08)(11/08/08)(13/08/08)
Mensuration- Triangle (x)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(13/08/08)
- Cone (07/08/08)(08/08/08)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)(13/08/08)
- Sphere (07/08/08)(08/08/08)(09/08/08)(10/08/08)(12/08/08)(13/08/08)

Bio- Diffusion and Osmosis (x)(09/08/08)(14/08/08)
Digestive System (05/08/08)(08/08/08)(10/08/08)(13/08/08)(14/08/08)
Transport in Man (06/08/08) (07/08/08)(10/08/08)(13/08/08)(14/08/08)
Transport in Plants (07/08/08)(08/08/08)(10/08/08)(13/08/08)(14/08/08)

Okay thats all
byebye.

rants

2008-08-03T06:50:00.000-07:00

okay i know this was uncalled for,
but i feel a tad annoyed with someone.

its like this person's like a bit poseur ley.
then pose also cannot pose properly sia.
i mean, some people just don't really have that image.
i'm sorry.

and whats with the sudden change in the way you type and your font?
okaaaaaaaaay?
interesting? smiley-face?
and you really look funny in some clothes.

no more bitching,
byebye.

omg yey, finally something that brightened up my mood

2008-08-03T06:39:00.000-07:00

omg y-e-y, yey.
i finally got rid of that fucking what-i-thought-was-a-scar on my eye.
omg yes, omg hell yeah.
omg yey.
YAY!

everyone told me it was like a white head or sth but i refused t believe them
fyi i had an operation on my eye when i was a baby,
so yea it was kinda stuck in my head that it was a scar.
omg yey.
ITS GONE.

althea was telling me it was an oil gland,
so i was getting quite irritated with it,
so i took my tweezer,
and squeezed it,
then i realised i squeezed the wrong place, heh heh,
whoops pain ok.
then it left this nasty red scar there.
so today when i was in the toilet bathing,
i couldnt help but feel it was an eyesore,
so,
poppy time yey.
i popped it out.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
its GONE!
hallelujah praise the lord its fricken gone!

So anyway, coming back,
i'm gonna continue memorising my math formulae now,
it sucks my hairy ballz.
byeeeeeee.
:D

2008-08-03T00:26:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow I'm going to school via bus.
Who needs them to fetch me there?
Tomorrow I'm staying in school till 6.
Who the hell cares how late I stay in school.

If theres a need for me to run away from home,
I'd gladly sprint.
Willingly, too.

I hate going home, really.
Wait its not even a home, its a fucking house.
They only make it worse by grounding me for another two months.
If they expect me to be like some nerd and stay at home everyday like some goody two shoes,
I am not.

What the fuck, seriously.
I have a life.
I need my privacy,
I need my space.
I need some air to breathe.
Seriously.

Freedom= 21st October, Smiley face.
I love the two most reasonable people in the world that love me so very much.
Smiley face.

2008-08-02T01:41:00.000-07:00

I. Miss. People.
People as in people people.

I miss a lot of things.
My old self mostly.
I miss my old home,
I miss my old neighbours.
I miss my old school.
I miss my old teachers.
I miss my friends.
I miss everything.

Why can't I be me again?

From First to Last

2008-08-01T21:26:00.001-07:00

Wow I've changed.
Heehee, SA tours.

Awwwwww,
I miss myself.

disturbing photos.

2008-07-31T02:58:00.000-07:00

Hi there,
there are many disturbing photos here that will most definitely not appeal to your senses.

If the date there's right, i'm 3, but i certainly do not look three. I look 5.

I'm 9, and my sister's 4. (She isn't all that, really, shes actually very annoying now)

SAM SAW THIS PHOTO AND BURST OUT LAUGHING.
I think i was 8.

We really aren't that close anymore. I'm 9, shes 4.

OKAY ENLARGE THIS PHOTO.
AND LAUGH.
I'm 7, shes 2.

HEH HEH, Hairstyling lessons.
I'm 8, shes 3.

Okayyyyy I was feeling nostalgic thats all.
(:

omg payday payday payday

2008-07-31T02:53:00.000-07:00

tomorrow's the 1st of August and we all know what that means
...............................

ALLOWANCE DAY!
YES! WTF FINALLY ALLOWANCE DAY!
!!

OMFG LIFE WITHOUT MONEY HAS BEEN UTTERLY TERRIBLE.

PAYDAY PAYDAY PAYDAY PAYDAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
y-e-y yey!

so anywayz,
tomorrow's a friday, too!
we all love fridays, don't we!

so anyway.
NO MORE POKEY HOLES THIS MONTH.
N-O.
waste money only.
and i think i have enough holes ald, so yes.

resistresistresistresistresistresistresistresist.
resist the free offer, too.
resistresistresistresistresist.
..........
): <

2008-07-29T22:30:00.000-07:00

"i've held back a wealth of shit but i think i'm gonna choke, i'm standing in the shadows with the words stuck in my throat."

and i'm frustrated with myself, but i can't change, don't want to be me anymore, and all the ticks and tocks and clicks of clocks that tell the time tell me this is just a phase.

prettyhandsomeawkward.

2008-07-29T20:54:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA.
I think this picture is damn cute.
And I'm still stuck at my stupid chinese shit.

D:
i can't bring myself to even touch the newspaper.
sucks la, seriously.

2008-07-29T06:08:00.001-07:00

Love Fool- New Found Glory

Whats the point?
I don't see the need to attend service anymore.

I'm not gonna go t school tomorrow I guess,
Cramps, yeh.

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Stupid cheenani homework.
Listening to covers is really fun.

:D

I feel so,
funny.
get well soon toh!
stomach flus must suck,
but look on the bright side,
you get to lose weight.

ah freaking weight problems.

I seriously hate chinese.
h8888888888888888888888888888888888.
i have like 1 gong han thing and the stupid chiense powerpoint shit to do.
stupid la,
chinese can go and suck my hairy balls.

2008-07-28T06:26:00.000-07:00

Hi Cindy rocks my balls. \m/

cindy says:
SERIOUSLY ITS CALLED METAL AND UH. EVENT HOUGH SATANIC MUSIC IS SATANIC BUT AT LEAST YOU DONT FUCKING WORSHIP HIM AND LIKE ITS SERIOUSLY A CHOICE OF GENRE !

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH omg cindy you rock my hairy balls and ovaries and whatever else.
and i still owe you $9, heh heh.

Gephandy, heh heh heh heh.
whoo! :D

Steph.

2008-07-28T05:24:00.000-07:00

[edit]
my cbox is cleeeeeeeeeeeean :D
[/edit]

not yet

2008-07-26T23:07:00.001-07:00

hi,
life's been strangely okay these days.
and no, i'm not switching t lj yet.
awwwww crapz.
gah.
i hate clowns.

okay,
chinese holiday homework seriously sucks balls.
yes i have not finished.
and i'm doing it now.
gah.
1 page and a half.
screwwwwwwwwwwww it.

): <

grace's mom is damn cute.

ohohoh i have t blog about friday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay,
sam, alison, me, melvin, barbie and ronald went for dinner.
alison was very annoyed cause ronald was there.
so after that we went t mel's house.
hahahahah i met his mom and his dad.
the mother's legs very nice ^^
i seriously dont know how his parents allow girls in his house la, omg.
then sam had t go, so we followed her t the road.
then we went back t his house.
they were playing guitar hero,
and i seriously didn't know how t do it.
AH YES.

i was using his toilet,
and there was this cloth on the door knob.
i thought it was a towel, but it sure didnt look like one.
so i just dismissed the thought and wiped my hands on it.

In the room,
S: Eh whats that cloth on the knob ah
M: Huh which one
S: The black one got south park thing on it one.
M: Oh my underwear.
S: WHAT?!
S: I FRIGGIN WIPED MY HANDS ON IT.
M: HAHAHAHAHA
S: omg shut upppppppp.

okok then walked t bus stop and then went home.
yupyup,
byebye.

2008-07-24T03:08:00.000-07:00

Mood- Annoyed
Music- SlipKnoT

I keep my scars from prying eyes
Incapable of ever knowing why
Somebody breathe,
I've got to have an answer
Why am I so fascinated by
bigger pictures, better things
But I don't care what you think
You'll never understand me.

Thats it, its lj for me.

2008-07-23T03:24:00.000-07:00

28 more days till my ground's over.

Yay, whoohoo.
Very nice.
So anyway let me tell you something,
2-1's going to Sungei Buloh on Saturday with ACS Barker guys.
Die.

Die.
And i'm the science monitress so i'm expected to go.
Die.
I don't wanna go mrs phuaaaaaaaaaa ): <
Today Mrs Phua seriously scared me,
its like we were eating and she suddenly came up t me t ask me about forms, so freaky.

Anyway,
I'm still laughing over what Joanne Ler said.

i'm very innocent,
and i'm very holy one okay.
AND
i'm extremely decent and tall.

2008-07-23T03:05:00.000-07:00

I think i should move back to livejournal.

Fullstop.

I want t protect some posts.

Fullstop.
I need to protect the post i'm gonna do sooner or later.

):<

Hohohohohohohohohoho.

Yes my hair very unglam.

friendster is damn scary

2008-07-21T04:26:00.001-07:00

hi,
i hate friendster.
there're gross and scary weirdos who keep viewing me and sending me freaky messages.

From:
ahmad
Date:
07/21/2008 4:07 am
Subject:
hey dere new fren .!

Message:
hey, i dont really noe u well.
hahas. yah ,btw do you mind if i
u ask u for ur no.?! . hahas.
btw .. ,u look cute.! .hahas.

.. .

till here! ..

Reply:
Sorry I don't give my number to strangers.

Then got one more sia,

From:
WRGK (xIaO
Date:
07/19/2008 1:28 pm

Subject:
add

Message:
add mie..

W, T, F.
ew.

yes, ew.

Daphne Loves Derby

2008-07-21T01:39:00.000-07:00

The longest story.

K hello,
today Althea, Sam, Elvina, Melvin, Ronald and Joel came over.
For fun.

heh heh.

k so we ended up sitting around, doing weird stuff.
yeah.

byebye.
(pictures when althea comes online)

2008-07-20T03:14:00.000-07:00

hi i really dont know what was so good about the musical,
i thought it was okay, thats all.

so anyway,
today was funnnnn.
new york new york-ed.
expensiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

then talktalktalk t grace.
<3

so anyway,
gollymolly okaaaaaaaaaay,
):

haiyahaiya, i have seriously a lot of failed attempts to study,
cause i'll always end up cam whoring, always.

):<
okay i'm gonna try practice math or sth now,
byebye

ready when you are

2008-07-18T20:59:00.000-07:00

you said it to me once or twice tonight
i'll be the first to call your name
if i die tonight i want your name written on my grave
just go, let it go
you know now its not a race
but don't let me know

i'm ready when you are,
take me home
you know i shouldn't be left alone
tell me whether i'm right but tell it to my face
tonight

with everything i do (and everything you see)
how can you put up with me?
and i shouldn't do half the things i don't want you to see
and i shouldn't be here alone tonight
so just bring me home alright
so i can see you

Single Millionaires

2008-07-18T19:45:00.001-07:00

hello world,
i really don't like poseurs (:
its kind of annoying sometimes.

so anyway,
i'm suddenly addicted t lovedrug.
i like in red.
quite nice.
but then again, the way they sing's like theyre on dope.

okay i like brighten,
ready when you are's really nice.

2008-07-17T03:31:00.000-07:00

i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church,
i'm going back to church.

no more skipping service,
no more not paying attention during service,
no more stupid behavior,
no more.

i'm gonna stop myself from turning into this monster.

steph.
nothing is impossible for you.

2008-07-16T07:25:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i like deo.

2008-07-16T04:01:00.000-07:00

hi.
MELVIN BRYAN AND RONALD ARE THE MOST IRRITATING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.

*doorbell rings, RING RING RING RING RING
M: Shit my father!
S: OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?
R: Yes if his father finds out theres a girl in the house they will cane him!
S: *freaks out.
M: HURRY HIDE.
S: WHERE?!
M: Under the table.

So i squeezed myself under the table, with what pillows covering my face.
Guess who was his father,
who else but the sissy.

ANNOYING OK ANNOYING.
!!

K so anyway i sprayed like damn a lot of deo on my head.
byebye.
ah i upload the pathetic 1 photo later
byebye.

hah, guess who

2008-07-13T04:33:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA, SISSY BOY.

HAHAHAHA the one that can't eat with chopsticks.

K, so anyway,

to Grace Koh Xian Ying,

Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry):
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry):
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry):
ilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyily
ilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyilyil<3

):

i love you toh

2008-07-12T07:18:00.000-07:00

First of all,

I want to dedicate this post to Althea Toh.

Thank you Althea Toh Wern-Rae for always being there for me,

for never getting angry with me even when i'm at my worst.
Thank you for always getting me out of trouble,

and encouraging me when i'm down.

Thank you for accepting me for who I am,

even though sometimes i'm really nasty and mean.
Thank you for being who you are,

Thank you for everything.
I love you <3

Sorry, Althea Toh Wern-Rae for being a bitch sometimes,

I'm sorry for not being understanding enough,

Sorry for the mean things I've said,

and i'm sorry if how I behaved today made you sad.

But I love you Toh, very much,

even though I don't really express my emotions very well, I really do.

And I appreciate the fact that we've gone through so much together.
School, IP, "Stalking", The constant hours on the phone, everything.

In the coming years, I really do hope we'll stay as close to each other as we already are,

and that nothing will ever change.

3 more days and you're 14!

I love you Toh,

I really do.

<3,

Steph.

picturez

2008-07-11T20:44:00.000-07:00

Center of Excellence '08.
(:

Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh :D:D:D:D:D:D

we sure are cute for two ugly people

2008-07-11T07:52:00.000-07:00

I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else, but you

[edit] Happy birthday Janel! <3

I will not blog about yesterday I will not blog about yesterday I will not blog about yesterday I will not blog about yesterday.

Ho hum.
Byebye! [/edit]

i'm the sexiest shit in the world right

2008-07-10T06:24:00.000-07:00

damn hot right.
my pinafore so long,
my face so fat,
my specs so fugly.

okay.
so anyway i'm like going t upload pictures of dinner with my parents like in the next post or sth,
i'm totally irritated with blogger.

k so anyway,
today i was like being damn stupid,
singing some weird song.
me: doo doo doodoo doo doo doodoo
*turns around
me: doo doo (stops suddenly)

right behind me was MISS GAN.

she was like trying her best not t laugh ok.

G: (half smiling) eh your socks
S: YAYA SORRY SORRY
G: Next time must buy new one ah
S: OKOK *walks into wrong class

damn stupid ok.
miss gan is freaking scary.

peeeeeeeeeekaboo

2008-07-09T02:05:00.000-07:00

Me and Althea, Class Outing '08.

Warning,
Mass uploading of photos,
and yes, i know i got a lot of armpit fat,
and yes,
althea and i stripped on east coast park.
yes,
i know i'm fat.

HAHAHAHAH at macs, where we saw david.

idk where we were

yea la yea la, i got fats ok.

yes, they're mr lim's sunnies.

unglam.

HAHAHAAH LOOK AT MRS CHONG AND MR LIM.
CAN LAUGH OK.

ASEAN Seranade, Sheralyn and I

Sheralyn and I, again.

HAHAAHAHAH CHERNOBYL CHILD

Charity, Sheralyn and I

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

"close your mouth"
"no you open yours"

okok, so anyway,
today i witnessed an accident and i want t cry cause its damn traumatic.

and omg nigelina lives near me,
and she lives next to an ANGMOH GIRL.
WHOS FRIENDS WITH THE HOT ANGMOH GUY.

omg ok.
k byebye

Steph

2008-07-08T03:51:00.000-07:00

Tag Replies.

Alvina- Yes, DNT rocks my socks.
Eunice- I love carrot cake(:
Sam- Nono, I love Hohoho as well :D
Debs- ):
Pris- Heyhey loveee (:
Alvina- Yesyes HEYHEY.
gracek- ):
Binny- NOPE :D
giraffe- yes hello sharon (: Thanks for the pennnnnnnnnnnn :D HUGS.
Del- NO ITS ESPLANADE, BUT ITS PRONOUNCED AS NARD.
Yoon!- hello! (: class outing soon, yes?
reader- omg you sound like my pastor. but thanks anyway (:
fan- yes, my posts are long. (: who are you!
joanne- heyhey! THE JOURNAL HOW.
ABS.- heyhey! NO OK. you horrible!
SAM- STOP IT YOU NINNY!

okay, althea still hasnt sent me the pictures.
very sad ok.
tmr i post pictures.
):<
and my history project havent even finish yet la.
and my chinese homework also ok.
die la die la.

Quiz

2008-07-07T07:35:00.000-07:00

RULES:Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (Wow, all the time rather)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cellphone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced. (HAH)
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junk.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.

This was so,
unnecessary.

Hohum, i took 15 minutes to space out this whole quiz,
and about 4 minutes to complete it,
sweet(:

class gathering 08

2008-07-07T07:12:00.000-07:00

46 more days.
Wow.

Hi, world,
today was the class outing.

On behalf of the "organizers", I thank all of you sincerely,
those that actively participated, of course.
(:
to those that didn't participate as much,
well there goes your first and most probably, last, class outing.
(:

Pictures tmr,
when toh bluetooths our sexy pictures,
of us like being supermodels stripping on the beach.
oh oh oh,
i can proudly say i stripped down to my bra with althea toh wern-rae at east coast park.
(:
then class outing procedures.
interesting,
I WANT T CRY.
I LOST MY BLACK CANVAS FLATS AT THE BEACH.
*Wails.

crycrycrycrycry,
aiya nvm la can buy again one.
): <

ok so anyway,
after all the games was lunch.
and i must tell you all the david ong incident.

D: *cleans wound
S: OMG GOT BLOOD YOU NEED DETTOL NOT, I BROUGHT LEH!
D: no need no need
S: NEED AR KILLS 99.99% OF GERMS
D: how to put?! On the tissue?!
S: omg nevermind.

very funny.
then his friends thought we were deaf or sth.

okok,
tmr then i blog into detail.
now i'll like continue the silent treatment i'm giving my parents,
pretend to study,
then sleep.

oh, i haven't even done my chinese holiday homework.
smile (:

bye.

2008-07-05T23:40:00.000-07:00

to the best people ever that grounded me for four months.

for what, lying to you about a bag.

[edit]
like you've never lied to him, and hes never lied to you.
like you've never lied to anyone for making online friends, meeting up with them and god knows what you've did with them.
like you've never lied about who you're going out with.
like you've never lied about where you're going.

going into the car, threatening me if i told anyone what i heard you'd disown me.

grounding me for vulgarities,
who taught me to say them anyway.
none but the sweet loving themselves.

[/edit]

so much for trying to change.

2008-07-03T06:11:00.000-07:00

hate,
hate,
you can hate,
but for what?

turning over a new leaf,
marking a new start.

this,
is where i truly begin my life.

now i have no anger,
but sympathy.

this,
is where it begins.

today veh exciting wor

2008-07-03T02:51:00.000-07:00

today i went somewhere with some people and did something very impulsively.
:D

tomorrow,
only tomorrow then i'll tell the world.
(:

ILY TOH.
SATURDAY I GO WITH YOU GO GET.

i still bloody need my beltttttttttttttttttt D:
hmmph.

to kiss the ones you love goodbye

2008-07-02T06:23:00.001-07:00

There's an angel by your hospital bed
Desperate to hear his name on your breath
As he looks down you're not making a sound

Open your eyes, look at me
I'll bring to you whatever you need
And I'll tell you I'm sorry
That I can't take this pain away from you
And I'd put it on my own body if I knew how to

Can't you see?
I've gotta bust you outta here somehow
I've never seen your heart this tired
I've never seen your spirit held down
I know that you say
This is what you get
For being a bad child
But I know this would be your reward
For just a little while

Its testing the strong ones
Scaring the beautiful ones
It's holding the loved ones
One last time.

Ho hum,
melancholy,
nostalgia,
dysphoria fills my veins.

disappointment,
discontentment,
what a letdown.

needles and rings,
all i can think of now,
hyperalgesia.

oh well,
nobody said it was easy,
i'll take you back to the stars.

2008-07-02T02:36:00.000-07:00

screwed up.
two words.
i've screwed up.
three words.

education,
a good education,
gone.

one chance,
i didn't take.
one opportunity,
i didn't grasp.

why?

2008-07-01T02:36:00.000-07:00

i've changed.
whatever happened to the old me?
when i look at old photos, young photos,
i recollect how i used to be.
daring, innocent, child-like, godly, nothing else would matter in the world.
i'd never want to hurt a friend.
i'd never want to cause grief or sadness to anyone.

i had goals,
i had aspirations,
i had dreams,
i had real smiles.

i never thought of getting piercings,
never thought of getting tattoos,
never thought of smoking,
never thought of drugs,
never thought of alcohol.

i guess i understand how my parents feel now,
that i look back at old photos and saw how happy i was,
how words would never shake me,
how firm i was,
how laidback i was,
how happy-go-lucky i was.
everything's changed i guess,
and it forever will be.

happiness as a child,
was merely slides,
swings,
lollipops,
friends.

i guess life's like that,
as you mature,
your definition of happiness changes along with you.

i miss the old me,
i really do.

i think my doctor's very funny

2008-06-28T23:47:00.000-07:00

hihi.
omg yesterday i went t the doctor.
hes a bit cranky ah.
then cause last week i went t him t get my tongue piercing out.
then he said it was infected.
then yesterday.
conver here.

S: Hi doctor.
D: *looks at ears
D: WAH you got so many holes for what, you know can go blind?
S: yaya i dont want anymore.
D: you know last week got one CRAZY GIRL got tongue piercing then cannot come out ok! then full of pus somemore.
S: that was me
D: YOU AH! SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mas Selamat's still not found.

2008-06-27T18:57:00.000-07:00

Oh man!

Mas Selamat's still prowling around in corners, and lurking in dark alleys waiting to pounce on young innocent girls such as I.
I think he escaped to Pakistan or something.
I mean, everyone there covers their whole body with like black clothes, and scarves around their heads.
Oh my gee, i bet their hair like quite smelly can.
Then over there, Mas Selamat can be some smart alec and dress like a pakistani woman, and like cover his body from head to toe so no one will recognise him.
But anyway,

if hes still in Singapore,
I WANT T BUY THE MAS SELAMAT SHIRT.

MS 1 $16 (inclusive of postage)
To Order, e-mail MS1 to twari@live.com and we'll get back to you with details on the payment and order process.
*for clarity, size of image has been enlarged, actual image is approx A5 size*
*image is in shades of black & white*

Who wants t get who wants t get?

omg, i want it.

2008-06-26T04:09:00.000-07:00

hi today is my birthday.
(:
i didnt go t school today (:
no instead i went t celebrate with althea
and kerry.
who's kind of a tall guy with a lip piercing.
kewlz.

k so anyway.
took pictures.
upload later, i veh tired,
still must eat cake.
k byebye.

BACK TO CIVILISATION

2008-06-25T04:57:00.000-07:00

Hello world!
Hello Sweet Sweet Singapore!
I AM BACK TO CIVILISATION, YO!
Okaaaaaaaaaay, so let me start on with this,
I AM BACK FROM SEC TWO CAMP.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD.
Wah man, to be honest, I didn't even get t know myself better la.
Its like I go there to experience P5 camp all over again,
just with more obstacles,
whats with the
"So girls, what have you discovered about yourself?"
"So girls, do you all know the difference about yourself from when you stepped in and when you step out?"

I was like thinking,
uhhhhhhhhh no?

So I made a lottttttttttttt of new friends, like really a lot a lot.

So anyway.
I shall be like all the others and blog about my recount of the "We Conquer" camp.

Day one.
Stephanie wakes up at 6.45 am.
Stephanie goes to school with an undersized pair of track pants and a bag that weighs at least 15kg.
Stephanie meets all her friends.
Stephanie goes on to bus with Althea Toh Wern-rae.
We complain and complain.
Then we get out of the bus, into Jalan Bahtera campsite.

Steph+Alvina+Eunice+Sarah: EHHHHHHHHHH! SEREMBUN CAMPSITE! P5 CAMP! OMG OVER THERE'S THE MILO POOL! OMG!
Althea: TAAAAAAAAN I WANT T CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Ok, so anyway.
Then I was in group 3.
So my instructor guy was Alvin.
And he couldnt pronounce my name.
So anyway,
we were introduced and stuff,
and you know all that shit always takes up like 1 damn hour, so we sat there looking out for insects instead of listening to their award winning speeches.
Okay so anyway,
then after that we put our stuff into the huts.
And our jaws literally dropped.
Like shit hello, its not even a proper shelter,
its like holey.
So I slept next t Sam who was next t Sheena.
So after that was the rock climbing.
Quite okay i guess,
just that I was screaming my ass off.
Like, I was more scared for the person on top than themselves.
AHAHAHAHA.
I WAS LIKE SCREAMING FOR DIONNE.
k so anyway,
when it was my turn,
suprisingly i didn't scream la.
I did it quite fast man!
shockingggggggg.
So, after that was the belay school.
Again, talktalktalktaltkatlak.
Never listen.
But i managed to pull it off with ruth as my partner:D

The night activity was shit ass boring.
So after that I did all the other stuff, and went t bed.
Sam and I shared a sleeping bag.
I stole her pillow.
HAHAHA.
Then sheena was spraying her repellant all over.
So anyway,
I stripped.
And slept with my bra in the open.
Then i fell asleep.

K.

Day two.
woke up.
puts on sunblock.
kena punishment.
stupid buddha clap shit thing.
then went for the high ropes.
i was supposed t go next but they had t do the lightning alert shit thing so i didnt go.
which was, to my relief.
then went for KAYAKING!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ME AND RUTH WERE LIKE EXPERTS LA.
Then the stupid asshole kept spraying sea water at me and i tasted it.
EW.
So after that was lunch.
then i bathed.
then absailing i didnt go.
Too freakaye.

So after that, was campfire.
So retarded.
I ended up laughing at every single thing i said.
So stupid.
k.
then today was very funny.
Marissa and Olivia were making the penis face.
Then i kept laughing and laughing.
yes k thats all byebye.

Joanne and Sharmaine and Leviana just came over for the project shit.
k byebye. :D

School's tomorrow

2008-06-22T02:19:00.000-07:00

Oh man, schools starting tomorrow, I want t cry.
I didn't even go out much.
):
):
and my tongue piercing's totally closed.
I want t cry.
crycrycrycry,
my 40 bucks gone like that.
I didnt even manage t take a decent picture with it can.
):

So the day before yesterday was Tehellim.
Quite okay I guess,
the SJI guys were superrrrrrrr gay.
The st gabes guys were, gay.

Then there was this real corny song.
Where the guy gave the girl some rose.
So retardeese.

Okay,
picturez later i guess,
when my moods a tad better

Steph needs to shop

2008-06-19T02:52:00.001-07:00

Someone go shopping with me.
PLEASE.
I'M ROTTING AT HOME.
sadly, i've absolutely NO MONEY.
byebye, honey pies.

i like to sigh

2008-06-17T22:13:00.000-07:00

Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello!
Hi everyone.
Just a few days ago I was obsessing over Willy Wonka's nice and silky hair.
Then it came across to me,
WHY CAN'T I HAVE HAIR AS NICE AS HIS!
Then I realised,
hes obviously wearing a wig right!
How can be so nice one la.

Then I watched 300 with Sarah when she came I think about a week ago.
St: Eh omg the Leonidas guy the hair so curly already, what about his pubic hair man!
Sa: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
St: *Starts going on about hairy balls
Sa: -.-

HAHAHAHAHA.
Wa lao!
Why the hair on actors or actresses all so scene one!

All you scene kids can go and suck my hairy balls!

D:

and anyway,
all you shitheads saying that william's hotter than skandar.
GO AND GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.
The stupid Peter in Narnia's so fricken haolian!
Dwarf: You're just going the wrong way.
Peter: That explain's it that, you're mistaken
*Super irritating face

What in the world please!
I see already want to slap can.
Some more the dwarf is bloody older than him la!
HE SHORTER THAN YOU CANNOT AH!
Stupid Peter, UGLY WILLIAM.
Okay la, maybe hes not that ugly la.
But Skandar Keyne's is hotter.
Omg hes my hero please.
So sexy.

See i told you so curly.

Omg see i told you so nice.

SO HOT
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.
ALL HAIL MY NEW BOYFRIEND!

LUCY HAS NICE WAXED LEGS

Now the best part.

...

...

...

TADAA THE WHITE WITCH'S DWARF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH OMG.
SO CUTE.
AHAHAHAHAHHA.

Okay I was real bored today,
byebye

blessthefall

2008-06-17T20:45:00.000-07:00

Music: The Roof Is On Fire- Coal Chamber
Mood: In Agony

Hi,
I am in agony.
You guess why.
So anyway.
Yesterday,
was,
cool.

I didn't do much yesterday,
except watch Narnia for the third time.
Which my dearest Genevieve paid for me.
And i still owe her 21 bucks.
And I owe Cindy 9 bucks.
And I owe Elvin 17 bucks.
Hah,
How interesting.
Yesterday was really fun actually.

Byebye!
NO PICTURES LOL.

SO ANYWAY

2008-06-15T21:28:00.000-07:00

HELLO!
My blogskin has a fricken problem.
So anyway,
i'm getting my beloved number 6.
TOMORROW.
I'm talking t Cindy Poh.
So anyway.
I'm NEGOTIATING.
DAMN A TONGUE AT PARKWAYS 80 BUCKS.

BLOODY HELL!

BYEBYE!

quiz!

2008-06-15T05:14:00.000-07:00

Tagged by: Althea

Instructions: Remove one question from below and add in your personal question and tag 8 people in your list, list them out in the end of the post. Notify them in their chatbox that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag has a blessing from all.

1. Who do you think the person who tagged you is like?
Shes the best listener ever.

2. What do you want the most now?
Althea knows.

3. Who is the closest person to you in your school?
Althea.

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
The people I hate are not friends. (:

5. Do you listen to metal?
Yes.

6. What is your goal this year?
Get into a triple science class.

7. Do you believe in love at first sight?
There's a first time for everything, perhaps.

8. What do you do when someone grabs your hand? ( Extreme joke, thea )
Shake hands.

9. Do you think boyfriends are a necessity?
No.

10. What do you enjoy doing the most?
Shaking hands.

11. Have you done anything for your admirer?
I avoid them.

12. Do you like your CCA?
Neutral.

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Most.

14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?
A hot ang moh guy.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Career.

16. Do you find life meaningless?
No.

17. What do you live for?
Tiger beer.

18. Who do you talk most to in school?
Althea.

19. Who is/are the last person/people you talked to on msn?
Althea.

20. What do you hate most?
Heights.

I tag anyone who happens to read this post.

"class" outing

2008-06-14T07:07:00.000-07:00

Why hello blog.
Today, we supposedly had a class outing,
which ended up a 6 person outing.
So,
Sarah, Alvina, Sherman, Isaac, Melvin and I went to cineleisure t watch The Incredible Hulk.
Interestingggggggggg.
But oh wells,
I DID NOT SCREAM OKAY!
SERIOUSLY!

So anyways,
then we sat at burger king, no one bought anything except isaac who bought a drink.
we were talking about piercings.
Oh yea I just realised, my stud's still on melvin's ear.

so anyway.
went for dinner.
and thats all k byebye.

Steph.
Today was real exciting.

me is busy

2008-06-12T18:38:00.000-07:00

Hello blog,
Hello little kiddies.
Fricken sorry, I haven't been updating in like quite a while.
Not that i'm busy or sth.
I'm like usually at the park.
I know, i know.
Like,
hey what the fuck?
Steph goes to the park.
omg it rhymes.
Heh, heh.

So anyways.
Sarah's coming over later t help me with hw.
:D:D:D:D:D
Idk how shes gonna help me when we're from different schools.
Whoo.

And anyway.
I'm super happy.
Hap, hap, happy!
Cause i'm getting a new piercing with the Gephandies.
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
CLAVICLE BUDDY.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
the everlasting princess, the painkiller, and xiaomama.
AHAHHAHAHA XIAOMAMA.

and anyway,
i'm not in the fucken mood to do any homework la.
like what in the world.
Homework.

English:
Comprehension (x)
Book Review (x)
Newspaper Review 1
Newspaper Review 2

Ah, I know what you all are thinking la.
Like heyhey!
Steph's doing the bliddy Secret Garden again!
But heyho!
NO!
I did on The Book of the Dead.
Its an interesting book, ya'll.
I was gonna do on some book.
Some weird book with weird content.
So I decided the book of the dead would have been better.
kewlllllz.

I'm not doing the stupid cheenani thing.
I still have t do some fugged up history thing.

aiya,
back t ace learning.
byebye.
I finished one:D

2008-06-10T07:51:00.000-07:00

Stephanie is a very happy girl.
A very, very happy girl.
Extremely happy.
Up till date,
SHE HAS MANAGED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH 5 ANG MOHS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!
I love my estate, I love my estate, I love my estate, I love my estate.
I love Gardens, I love Gardens, I love Gardens, I love Gardens.
OMG PLEASE.
aaaaaah!

HAHAHAHAHA.

So anyway.
Today.
Had stupid harp.
And stupid Alvina.
Was so funny!
She was prank calling Vomit.
Then her friggin slipper BROKE.
LAUGHLAUGH LAUGHLAUGH.
SO SHE WORE SARAHS SOCK ON ONE LEG.
AND WALKED TO THE NEXT BUS STOP.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE WERE LAUGHING.
And in the end she bought new slippers.
HILARIOUS PLEASE.
like omg,
everyone was staring at her like she was some celebrity la.
Damn funny.
Almost died of laughing fits.

Then they went t gardens with me.
Kewlllllz.
They officially love my estate too man.
ANG MOHS ANG MOHS ANG MOHS ANG MOHS.

So I was getting Ellie and Harry t teach me Maori
and they were like
oh i only know one word,
boat in maori, is fuck.
and i was like ehhhhhhhhhhh okay?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
They think shit's a bad word,
well we say shit everyday, darlings.

byebye!

What I do when I am bored.

Mommy! Mommy! That dirty old man's staring at my boobies!

*yeah la you, stop staring at my tits.

ANGMOH FRIENDS:D

2008-06-09T05:00:00.000-07:00

I MADE ANOTHER ANG MOH FRIEND!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

her name's ellie:D SO CUTE.
SHES 10, SO CUTE.
SHES FROM NEW ZEALAND AND SHES MY NEIGHBOUR.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

2008-06-07T04:33:00.000-07:00

Omg,
see, I have totally conquered my addiction to blogging.
I haven't blogged in like what, 4 days.
Ho hum i'm sorry.
Love you debs<3 style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Whatever.
I don't even think they've put our groups up yet,
Talk about professionalism.

So anyway.
Joanne sent me this picture, of me.
Which I never knew she took.
Oh gosh,
I'm a friggin eskimo la.
I mean, its cold in New Zealand.
And I wore like say, 4-5 layers?
But I never knew I looked that ridiculous.
Okay, get ready.
I look like a freak.

........................

.........................

Friggin awesome right.
WTF LA!
THE MORE I LOOK AT IT THE MORE I THINK I LOOK LIKE A DRUG ADDICT LA.
LOOK AT MY SLEEPLESS FACE.
THEN MY CRACKED LIPS MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE SOME STRANGE VIOLENT FITS OF SOME SORT.
GOSH LA.
"Stephanie the Eskimo cum Drug Addict" Posters out now at only 10cents a piece!

Get ready for another shocking one,

..................................

..............................

TADAH!
STEPHANIE PLANTS A TREE!
YAY!
SO KEWL RIGHT.
YEAH MAN ITS A UM MANUKA PLANT
OR SOME HARAKEKE PLANT THING.

OH YEAAAAA BABEH.

Bye.

Majulah Singapura

2008-06-03T19:45:00.000-07:00

Nowadays I can't be bothered to blog.
Like, I have no life.
Its like so un-exciting without school.

Gah.

So anyway,
Paul Twohill sent me an invitation on facebook, to attend some clubbing bash thing.
I was like laughing.
Its so retarded.

Ahahahahahaha.
Ok,
so yesterday went back t school for harp.
HAHAHAHA WE HAD A PATRIOTIC SESSION AFTER HARP.
We were singing Majulah Singapura, the Rosyth school song, and the Light Your World song.
Damn funny.
And then it occurred to us,
we were singing the rosyth school song damn loudly,
and the pl song,
we don't even sing it.

Then after that, we were playing blind mice.
Then after that they went home and i had t wait for my mutha for like what, an hour.
So i spent the hour with Adelia and Jolene :D
So fun.

k,
thats all for yesterday

bye.

I AM BACK DUCKIES

2008-06-02T02:22:00.000-07:00

And it came across to me,
sincere.

Anyway,
I AM BACK.
FROM NEW ZEALAND.
HURRAH.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

I loved it there.
With the maoris and all.
But I have to blog about the immersion trip there.

My buddy was
Rebecca Sparks,
14.

She is the most amazing buddy ever.
Gorgeous eyes,
(Blue)

Yea thats about it.

So anyway.

PERIOD ONE: Gym class.

THE MOST FRIGGIN EMBARRASSING CLASS.
The girls there practically don't bother if you look at them naked.
they changed,
in the open,
with their bras and stuff.
I was appalled.
But during gym,
I was damn embarrassed.
I DID NOT WANT TO DO ANY MACHINE EXERCISES.

So there I was, sitting on the machine,
not knowing how it worked, at all.
I was fiddling with this the machine-y thing.
And this guy comes along.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LIKE HELLO.

So i was pushing and mind you i am quite weak.
So i didn't manage to push it.
D:

Then anyway.
This negro guy,
He had his pants halfway down his boxers.
It was friggin DARK BLUE.

LIKE HELLO LITTLE INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL'S SITTING DOWN SILENTLY EYES WIDE OPEN BEHIND YOU.
So there I was sitting there with the hello-i-am-here-please-pull-up-your-pants-a-little-much-higher-please look.
And they didn't notice.

OH GOSH.

K.
Second period.
Social Studies.

BORING.
Something about the Green Beret.
This is the video they showed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
Then we had t talk about Singapore.
And I embarrassed myself again.
I MEAN LIKE HELLO WHO KNEW THE SINGAPORE FLYER WAS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD.
Teacher: Yup, and the Singapore Flyer's the biggest in the world students.
Delfina, Pamela and Delfina: Yes.
Stephanie: REALLY?
*Whole class bursts in laughter.
Not funny.
How was I supposed to know
Steph: This is Chinatown, it is full of chinese people.
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WAH LAO EH.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM STATING PURE FACTS. CHINATOWN IS FULL OF CHINESE PEOPLE WHAT.

...............................

Period three, Theatre Arts.
Some stupid clowns were there
Teacher: The golden ball of light is travelling from your cheek to the top of your shoulders. It relaxes your body. Do you feel it relaxing your body?
Clown: OH YES.

Then
The teacher told them to stand in any position.
And this clown stood in the waste paper basket.
Which, mind you had lots of litter.
I was like O.O

K.
Lunch was quite fun.
But there was this weird guy.
"HEY CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?"
"Uh, okay?"
*Leans on my shoulder and I nearly fell.
*We both flash a real cheesy smile.

THEN IT WAS HENNA TIME.
GOSH SOME OF THEM ARE SO WEIRD.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL, ITS AWESOME AWESOME. These people must be artistically talented or something I mean like I can't even draw with a pencil and they can draw it like so well with these squishy things I'm definitely getting a tattoo."

Guy:"Is it a tattoo?"
Steph:"No, its henna."
Guy:"So, its a tattoo."
Steph:"No."

Steph: "Hi, what would you like"
Guy: "Surprise me."
Steph: O.O, Uhhhhhh a lizard?

In the end I gave him a tube of henna, told him to go do it himself.
But i did the lizard thing anyway.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I really loved New Zealand,
I really did.
I wanna migrate there.
And live there forever and ever.
Their maths is so simple.

15 years old,
can't do this question.

(X2 - 100)
Please factorise.

WHAT IN THE WORLD HELLO.
(X+10)(X-10) LA DEY.
CANNOT FACTORISE.

Haiya, okay.
But anyways.
I GOT MY BUDDY'S EMAIL AND ADDRESS FROM DELFINA I LOVE YOU GIRL.

K.
Bye(:

2008-05-22T06:49:00.000-07:00

i fugging hate my computer.
its reformatted,
and all my music's gone.
ALL.
ALL.
The Devil Wears Prada,
Dead Poetic,
Skillet,
The Hush Sound,
Nirvana,
All Time Low

ALL GONE.
ALL.
DAMN IT PLEASE.

ALL MY PICTURES.
ALL GONE.

I'm gonna cry.
And i'm friggin leaving tmr.

): <

I am sitting on sarah

2008-05-21T20:28:00.000-07:00

Hello world.

I am sitting on Sarah and now she is vibrating her legs and its kinda jerky and sick for I am about to fall off,

she can be the next igallop.

You know.

Yes.

Its quite comfortable actually.

Eunice's turn is next :D

Get to sit on the isarah,

VERY SHIOK MAN.

And anyways,

I'm in school and the stupid computer at home still is not working.

And i can't blog for 8 days,

cause i'm leaving for New Zealand tomorrow.

EVERYONE MUST COME AND SEND ME OFF.

Terminal ONE CHANGI AIRPORT.

1.00 SHARP.

BRING FLOWERS AND PLANE CARDS.

Eunice looks shocked*

Stephanie is laughing away like a freak*

Sarah is stoning*

Eunice is looking at my face*

I continue blogging*

Today was fun,

but i still don't like ching chong.

Because she sucks my hairy ballaz.

YAY.

I LOVE EUNICE AND SARAH BECAUSE BECAUSE I FIND COMFORT AND A SOURCE OF OF HOPE IN THEM.

STEPHANIE IS OPTIMISTIC ON SARAH.

ohohoh,

i forced Sarah(the other one) to pierce holez.

YAY.

And now, Eunice and I are gonna force Sarah Ng to pierce her earholez.

YAY

Steph and Eunice

(but steph typed it:D)

2008-05-19T01:55:00.001-07:00

Hello,
Stephanie is blogging through Althea.
Stephanie wants to say that her computer crashed,
And she can no longer blog.
And she feels very obese cause she ate alot.
And she looked at the reflection in the MRT,
And We're going to start dieting tomorrow.

Stephanie is abnormal because she has skipped her period for 3 months.

Byebye,
And that was Althea typing it.

(:

today was fun.

2008-05-14T03:56:00.000-07:00

Hello!
I just came back from the Bollywood Veggies thing,
Fun la, fun la.

Pictures here!

Me, Thea

Look at our eyebags

Me is taller than Clara(:
Thea and La

Uth and Rah.

Your breast veh big la.

I was happily taking pictures of me and sleeping Althea.

Althea's hair looks like Mrs Chong's

Super Smile

Althea: AH THE BEE!
Ruth is a good jumper

Starfruit tree, i'm serious.

CHEEZE
So glam man.

Hatethehair.

Pout

Smile.

I like:D
MY FRINGE D:

The bananaz that looked like tits.

Althea likes.

Nice and Na.

Super Smileyz.
I LIKE :D

I honestly need braces

See I take so nice.

So anyway,
I want to complain about typical Singaporean aunties.
See,
I was walking home as usual,
and i put my stuff down to touch my hair.
And I'd already pressed the traffic light button.
Then this auntie came,
"tsk"ed in my face,
walked over my stuff,
and pressed the button one more time,
when it was such a prominent red staring at her,
she had to press it one more time.

Best thing was,
before the traffic lights could turn green,
the kiasu pok crossed the road,
i was like ..............
and worst thing was,
no car knocked her down.

I was so in for a gory grotesque show,
and a stupid car didn't knock her down.

irritating much.

I hate Cbox.

2008-05-13T07:50:00.000-07:00

Hi,
I really super de duper hate Cbox.
Somehow, it banned me from using my own Cbox.
So I have to get a new one,
WTFFFF.

:@

So annoying ok!

Then I was looking through old screen shots and I found this,

HAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS.
I was addicted to neopets.
My account's weirdcoconut,
go add me as a neofriend okay!

FAERIE QUEEN MAN!

today sucked my hairy balls

2008-05-13T05:09:00.000-07:00

This, Is, Us.

Hello, blog.

Today sucked my friggin ballaz k.

I mean, even though i finally took out my piercing,
like it almost closed today, and i had to force it in,

and Mr Lim Boon Leong, David reprimanded me like mad k,
hes never scolded anyone like that before la.
At least, never with such sarcasm.

So i was like wtf-ing, cause my poor ear was red like mad.

Then anyway,
camwhored during music.
With Mr Ng and a bit of Ms Nair.

During Aestatics, Magdelene Wong was drinking diet coke, whilst teaching us,
in the harp room.
I was a quite astonished actually,
that she didn't scold me for my nails,
but i mean,

who cares.

So I went with Alvina to get herself her presents for her friend and dad or sth,
and for me to get my earsticks.

The earstick were damn thick.
I could only stuff em in my first pair, and number two.
The rest cannot,
waste my money la dey!

Then on the way back home was the funniest.
Somehow we were talking about armpit hair.
And this guy suddenly raised his hand,
(He was from Cat High mind you)
OMG CURLY THICK BUSHY BUSH K

*freaks out
Alvina: Omg can we change places.
Me; *Eyes roll to the guy's armpit.
Alvina: OMG CAN WE CHANGE PLACES I DONT WANNA SEE.

And i think she said it so loudly the whole bus could hear.

And anywayz,
so sad k,
I lost my calculator and my PE shirt,
So i took some random person's PE shirt from the lost and found corner.
That was, apparently, my size.
How nice!
It smelled strangely like grapes.

(:

Sarah Tan, you damn unglam.

Tsk tsk, Sarah, (:

Because I'm about to post 1000 unglams of you, i'm posting one unglam here.

We walked to my haus.

Alvina pretty pretty.

Wah man!

The deserted looking road.

Steph

I'm back with blogger

2008-05-12T04:06:00.000-07:00

Hello, I guess I couldn't take it,

With no one tagging properly,

So hello new blogger.

I think i have to stop changing urls.

So anyway, today was fine.

I don't like poseurs, heh.

Please, don't wear skinnies if theres nothing skinny about you.

okay, taken from the radio, i think. (:

So anyway,
toh didn't come to school,
ah sad,
you missed the class photoshoot la!
mrs chong told me this,

THE QUESTION IS, WHY DID YOU EVEN PIERCE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
then i was about to laugh, but i couldn't.

so now i have to force out my darling earbone.

sigh.