I AM BACK DUCKIES
And it came across to me,
sincere.
Anyway,
I AM BACK.
FROM NEW ZEALAND.
HURRAH.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
I loved it there.
With the maoris and all.
But I have to blog about the immersion trip there.
My buddy was
Rebecca Sparks,
14.
She is the most amazing buddy ever.
Gorgeous eyes,
(Blue)
Yea thats about it.
So anyway.
PERIOD ONE: Gym class.
THE MOST FRIGGIN EMBARRASSING CLASS.
The girls there practically don't bother if you look at them naked.
they changed,
in the open,
with their bras and stuff.
I was appalled.
But during gym,
I was damn embarrassed.
I DID NOT WANT TO DO ANY MACHINE EXERCISES.
So there I was, sitting on the machine,
not knowing how it worked, at all.
I was fiddling with this the machine-y thing.
And this guy comes along.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LIKE HELLO.
So i was pushing and mind you i am quite weak.
So i didn't manage to push it.
D:
Then anyway.
This negro guy,
He had his pants halfway down his boxers.
It was friggin DARK BLUE.
LIKE HELLO LITTLE INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL'S SITTING DOWN SILENTLY EYES WIDE OPEN BEHIND YOU.
So there I was sitting there with the hello-i-am-here-please-pull-up-your-pants-a-little-much-higher-please look.
And they didn't notice.
OH GOSH.
K.
Second period.
Social Studies.
BORING.
Something about the Green Beret.
This is the video they showed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
Then we had t talk about Singapore.
And I embarrassed myself again.
I MEAN LIKE HELLO WHO KNEW THE SINGAPORE FLYER WAS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD.
Teacher: Yup, and the Singapore Flyer's the biggest in the world students.
Delfina, Pamela and Delfina: Yes.
Stephanie: REALLY?
*Whole class bursts in laughter.
Not funny.
How was I supposed to know
Steph: This is Chinatown, it is full of chinese people.
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WAH LAO EH.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM STATING PURE FACTS. CHINATOWN IS FULL OF CHINESE PEOPLE WHAT.
...............................
Period three, Theatre Arts.
Some stupid clowns were there
Teacher: The golden ball of light is travelling from your cheek to the top of your shoulders. It relaxes your body. Do you feel it relaxing your body?
Clown: OH YES.
Then
The teacher told them to stand in any position.
And this clown stood in the waste paper basket.
Which, mind you had lots of litter.
I was like O.O
K.
Lunch was quite fun.
But there was this weird guy.
"HEY CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?"
"Uh, okay?"
*Leans on my shoulder and I nearly fell.
*We both flash a real cheesy smile.
THEN IT WAS HENNA TIME.
GOSH SOME OF THEM ARE SO WEIRD.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL, ITS AWESOME AWESOME. These people must be artistically talented or something I mean like I can't even draw with a pencil and they can draw it like so well with these squishy things I'm definitely getting a tattoo."
Guy:"Is it a tattoo?"
Steph:"No, its henna."
Guy:"So, its a tattoo."
Steph:"No."
Steph: "Hi, what would you like"
Guy: "Surprise me."
Steph: O.O, Uhhhhhh a lizard?
In the end I gave him a tube of henna, told him to go do it himself.
But i did the lizard thing anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA.
I really loved New Zealand,
I really did.
I wanna migrate there.
And live there forever and ever.
Their maths is so simple.
15 years old,
can't do this question.
(X2 - 100)
Please factorise.
WHAT IN THE WORLD HELLO.
(X+10)(X-10) LA DEY.
CANNOT FACTORISE.
Haiya, okay.
But anyways.
I GOT MY BUDDY'S EMAIL AND ADDRESS FROM DELFINA I LOVE YOU GIRL.
K.
Bye(:
sincere.
Anyway,
I AM BACK.
FROM NEW ZEALAND.
HURRAH.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
I loved it there.
With the maoris and all.
But I have to blog about the immersion trip there.
My buddy was
Rebecca Sparks,
14.
She is the most amazing buddy ever.
Gorgeous eyes,
(Blue)
Yea thats about it.
So anyway.
PERIOD ONE: Gym class.
THE MOST FRIGGIN EMBARRASSING CLASS.
The girls there practically don't bother if you look at them naked.
they changed,
in the open,
with their bras and stuff.
I was appalled.
But during gym,
I was damn embarrassed.
I DID NOT WANT TO DO ANY MACHINE EXERCISES.
So there I was, sitting on the machine,
not knowing how it worked, at all.
I was fiddling with this the machine-y thing.
And this guy comes along.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LIKE HELLO.
So i was pushing and mind you i am quite weak.
So i didn't manage to push it.
D:
Then anyway.
This negro guy,
He had his pants halfway down his boxers.
It was friggin DARK BLUE.
LIKE HELLO LITTLE INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL'S SITTING DOWN SILENTLY EYES WIDE OPEN BEHIND YOU.
So there I was sitting there with the hello-i-am-here-please-pull-up-your-pants-a-little-much-higher-please look.
And they didn't notice.
OH GOSH.
K.
Second period.
Social Studies.
BORING.
Something about the Green Beret.
This is the video they showed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
Then we had t talk about Singapore.
And I embarrassed myself again.
I MEAN LIKE HELLO WHO KNEW THE SINGAPORE FLYER WAS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD.
Teacher: Yup, and the Singapore Flyer's the biggest in the world students.
Delfina, Pamela and Delfina: Yes.
Stephanie: REALLY?
*Whole class bursts in laughter.
Not funny.
How was I supposed to know
Steph: This is Chinatown, it is full of chinese people.
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WAH LAO EH.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM STATING PURE FACTS. CHINATOWN IS FULL OF CHINESE PEOPLE WHAT.
...............................
Period three, Theatre Arts.
Some stupid clowns were there
Teacher: The golden ball of light is travelling from your cheek to the top of your shoulders. It relaxes your body. Do you feel it relaxing your body?
Clown: OH YES.
Then
The teacher told them to stand in any position.
And this clown stood in the waste paper basket.
Which, mind you had lots of litter.
I was like O.O
K.
Lunch was quite fun.
But there was this weird guy.
"HEY CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?"
"Uh, okay?"
*Leans on my shoulder and I nearly fell.
*We both flash a real cheesy smile.
THEN IT WAS HENNA TIME.
GOSH SOME OF THEM ARE SO WEIRD.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL, ITS AWESOME AWESOME. These people must be artistically talented or something I mean like I can't even draw with a pencil and they can draw it like so well with these squishy things I'm definitely getting a tattoo."
Guy:"Is it a tattoo?"
Steph:"No, its henna."
Guy:"So, its a tattoo."
Steph:"No."
Steph: "Hi, what would you like"
Guy: "Surprise me."
Steph: O.O, Uhhhhhh a lizard?
In the end I gave him a tube of henna, told him to go do it himself.
But i did the lizard thing anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA.
I really loved New Zealand,
I really did.
I wanna migrate there.
And live there forever and ever.
Their maths is so simple.
15 years old,
can't do this question.
(X2 - 100)
Please factorise.
WHAT IN THE WORLD HELLO.
(X+10)(X-10) LA DEY.
CANNOT FACTORISE.
Haiya, okay.
But anyways.
I GOT MY BUDDY'S EMAIL AND ADDRESS FROM DELFINA I LOVE YOU GIRL.
K.
Bye(:
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