i think my doctor's very funny

hihi.
omg yesterday i went t the doctor.
hes a bit cranky ah.
then cause last week i went t him t get my tongue piercing out.
then he said it was infected.
then yesterday.
conver here.

S: Hi doctor.
D: *looks at ears
D: WAH you got so many holes for what, you know can go blind?
S: yaya i dont want anymore.
D: you know last week got one CRAZY GIRL got tongue piercing then cannot come out ok! then full of pus somemore.
S: that was me
D: YOU AH! SHOW ME YOUR TONGUE NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mas Selamat's still not found.

Oh man!


Mas Selamat's still prowling around in corners, and lurking in dark alleys waiting to pounce on young innocent girls such as I.
I think he escaped to Pakistan or something.
I mean, everyone there covers their whole body with like black clothes, and scarves around their heads.
Oh my gee, i bet their hair like quite smelly can.
Then over there, Mas Selamat can be some smart alec and dress like a pakistani woman, and like cover his body from head to toe so no one will recognise him.
But anyway,


if hes still in Singapore,
I WANT T BUY THE MAS SELAMAT SHIRT.





MS 1 $16 (inclusive of postage)
To Order, e-mail MS1 to twari@live.com and we'll get back to you with details on the payment and order process.
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Who wants t get who wants t get?

omg, i want it.

hi today is my birthday.
(:
i didnt go t school today (:
no instead i went t celebrate with althea
and kerry.
who's kind of a tall guy with a lip piercing.
kewlz.

k so anyway.
took pictures.
upload later, i veh tired,
still must eat cake.
k byebye.

BACK TO CIVILISATION

Hello world!
Hello Sweet Sweet Singapore!
I AM BACK TO CIVILISATION, YO!
Okaaaaaaaaaay, so let me start on with this,
I AM BACK FROM SEC TWO CAMP.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD.
Wah man, to be honest, I didn't even get t know myself better la.
Its like I go there to experience P5 camp all over again,
just with more obstacles,
whats with the
"So girls, what have you discovered about yourself?"
"So girls, do you all know the difference about yourself from when you stepped in and when you step out?"

I was like thinking,
uhhhhhhhhh no?

So I made a lottttttttttttt of new friends, like really a lot a lot.

So anyway.
I shall be like all the others and blog about my recount of the "We Conquer" camp.

Day one.
Stephanie wakes up at 6.45 am.
Stephanie goes to school with an undersized pair of track pants and a bag that weighs at least 15kg.
Stephanie meets all her friends.
Stephanie goes on to bus with Althea Toh Wern-rae.
We complain and complain.
Then we get out of the bus, into Jalan Bahtera campsite.

Steph+Alvina+Eunice+Sarah: EHHHHHHHHHH! SEREMBUN CAMPSITE! P5 CAMP! OMG OVER THERE'S THE MILO POOL! OMG!
Althea: TAAAAAAAAN I WANT T CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Ok, so anyway.
Then I was in group 3.
So my instructor guy was Alvin.
And he couldnt pronounce my name.
So anyway,
we were introduced and stuff,
and you know all that shit always takes up like 1 damn hour, so we sat there looking out for insects instead of listening to their award winning speeches.
Okay so anyway,
then after that we put our stuff into the huts.
And our jaws literally dropped.
Like shit hello, its not even a proper shelter,
its like holey.
So I slept next t Sam who was next t Sheena.
So after that was the rock climbing.
Quite okay i guess,
just that I was screaming my ass off.
Like, I was more scared for the person on top than themselves.
AHAHAHAHA.
I WAS LIKE SCREAMING FOR DIONNE.
k so anyway,
when it was my turn,
suprisingly i didn't scream la.
I did it quite fast man!
shockingggggggg.
So, after that was the belay school.
Again, talktalktalktaltkatlak.
Never listen.
But i managed to pull it off with ruth as my partner:D

The night activity was shit ass boring.
So after that I did all the other stuff, and went t bed.
Sam and I shared a sleeping bag.
I stole her pillow.
HAHAHA.
Then sheena was spraying her repellant all over.
So anyway,
I stripped.
And slept with my bra in the open.
Then i fell asleep.

K.

Day two.
woke up.
puts on sunblock.
kena punishment.
stupid buddha clap shit thing.
then went for the high ropes.
i was supposed t go next but they had t do the lightning alert shit thing so i didnt go.
which was, to my relief.
then went for KAYAKING!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ME AND RUTH WERE LIKE EXPERTS LA.
Then the stupid asshole kept spraying sea water at me and i tasted it.
EW.
So after that was lunch.
then i bathed.
then absailing i didnt go.
Too freakaye.

So after that, was campfire.
So retarded.
I ended up laughing at every single thing i said.
So stupid.
k.
then today was very funny.
Marissa and Olivia were making the penis face.
Then i kept laughing and laughing.
yes k thats all byebye.


Joanne and Sharmaine and Leviana just came over for the project shit.
k byebye. :D

School's tomorrow

Oh man, schools starting tomorrow, I want t cry.
I didn't even go out much.
):
):
and my tongue piercing's totally closed.
I want t cry.
crycrycrycry,
my 40 bucks gone like that.
I didnt even manage t take a decent picture with it can.
):

So the day before yesterday was Tehellim.
Quite okay I guess,
the SJI guys were superrrrrrrr gay.
The st gabes guys were, gay.

Then there was this real corny song.
Where the guy gave the girl some rose.
So retardeese.

Okay,
picturez later i guess,
when my moods a tad better

Steph needs to shop

Someone go shopping with me.
PLEASE.
I'M ROTTING AT HOME.
sadly, i've absolutely NO MONEY.
byebye, honey pies.

i like to sigh

Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello!
Hi everyone.
Just a few days ago I was obsessing over Willy Wonka's nice and silky hair.
Then it came across to me,
WHY CAN'T I HAVE HAIR AS NICE AS HIS!
Then I realised,
hes obviously wearing a wig right!
How can be so nice one la.

Then I watched 300 with Sarah when she came I think about a week ago.
St: Eh omg the Leonidas guy the hair so curly already, what about his pubic hair man!
Sa: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
St: *Starts going on about hairy balls
Sa: -.-

HAHAHAHAHA.
Wa lao!
Why the hair on actors or actresses all so scene one!

All you scene kids can go and suck my hairy balls!

D:

and anyway,
all you shitheads saying that william's hotter than skandar.
GO AND GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.
The stupid Peter in Narnia's so fricken haolian!
Dwarf: You're just going the wrong way.
Peter: That explain's it that, you're mistaken
*Super irritating face

What in the world please!
I see already want to slap can.
Some more the dwarf is bloody older than him la!
HE SHORTER THAN YOU CANNOT AH!
Stupid Peter, UGLY WILLIAM.
Okay la, maybe hes not that ugly la.
But Skandar Keyne's is hotter.
Omg hes my hero please.
So sexy.


See i told you so curly.



Omg see i told you so nice.



SO HOT
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.
ALL HAIL MY NEW BOYFRIEND!



LUCY HAS NICE WAXED LEGS




Now the best part.

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TADAA THE WHITE WITCH'S DWARF




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH OMG.
SO CUTE.
AHAHAHAHAHHA.

Okay I was real bored today,
byebye

blessthefall

Music: The Roof Is On Fire- Coal Chamber
Mood: In Agony

Hi,
I am in agony.
You guess why.
So anyway.
Yesterday,
was,
cool.

I didn't do much yesterday,
except watch Narnia for the third time.
Which my dearest Genevieve paid for me.
And i still owe her 21 bucks.
And I owe Cindy 9 bucks.
And I owe Elvin 17 bucks.
Hah,
How interesting.
Yesterday was really fun actually.

Byebye!
NO PICTURES LOL.

SO ANYWAY

HELLO!
My blogskin has a fricken problem.
So anyway,
i'm getting my beloved number 6.
TOMORROW.
I'm talking t Cindy Poh.
So anyway.
I'm NEGOTIATING.
DAMN A TONGUE AT PARKWAYS 80 BUCKS.

BLOODY HELL!

BYEBYE!

quiz!

Tagged by: Althea

Instructions: Remove one question from below and add in your personal question and tag 8 people in your list, list them out in the end of the post. Notify them in their chatbox that he/she has been tagged. Whoever does the tag has a blessing from all.

1. Who do you think the person who tagged you is like?
Shes the best listener ever.

2. What do you want the most now?
Althea knows.

3. Who is the closest person to you in your school?
Althea.

4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
The people I hate are not friends. (:

5. Do you listen to metal?
Yes.

6. What is your goal this year?
Get into a triple science class.

7. Do you believe in love at first sight?
There's a first time for everything, perhaps.

8. What do you do when someone grabs your hand? ( Extreme joke, thea )
Shake hands.

9. Do you think boyfriends are a necessity?
No.

10. What do you enjoy doing the most?
Shaking hands.

11. Have you done anything for your admirer?
I avoid them.

12. Do you like your CCA?
Neutral.

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
Most.

14. Who would you probably spend the rest of your life with?
A hot ang moh guy.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Career.

16. Do you find life meaningless?
No.

17. What do you live for?
Tiger beer.

18. Who do you talk most to in school?
Althea.

19. Who is/are the last person/people you talked to on msn?
Althea.

20. What do you hate most?
Heights.

I tag anyone who happens to read this post.

"class" outing

Why hello blog.
Today, we supposedly had a class outing,
which ended up a 6 person outing.
So,
Sarah, Alvina, Sherman, Isaac, Melvin and I went to cineleisure t watch The Incredible Hulk.
Interestingggggggggg.
But oh wells,
I DID NOT SCREAM OKAY!
SERIOUSLY!

So anyways,
then we sat at burger king, no one bought anything except isaac who bought a drink.
we were talking about piercings.
Oh yea I just realised, my stud's still on melvin's ear.

so anyway.
went for dinner.
and thats all k byebye.

Steph.
Today was real exciting.

me is busy

Hello blog,
Hello little kiddies.
Fricken sorry, I haven't been updating in like quite a while.
Not that i'm busy or sth.
I'm like usually at the park.
I know, i know.
Like,
hey what the fuck?
Steph goes to the park.
omg it rhymes.
Heh, heh.

So anyways.
Sarah's coming over later t help me with hw.
:D:D:D:D:D
Idk how shes gonna help me when we're from different schools.
Whoo.

And anyway.
I'm super happy.
Hap, hap, happy!
Cause i'm getting a new piercing with the Gephandies.
:D :D :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
CLAVICLE BUDDY.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
the everlasting princess, the painkiller, and xiaomama.
AHAHHAHAHA XIAOMAMA.

and anyway,
i'm not in the fucken mood to do any homework la.
like what in the world.
Homework.


English:
Comprehension (x)
Book Review (x)
Newspaper Review 1
Newspaper Review 2

Ah, I know what you all are thinking la.
Like heyhey!
Steph's doing the bliddy Secret Garden again!
But heyho!
NO!
I did on The Book of the Dead.
Its an interesting book, ya'll.
I was gonna do on some book.
Some weird book with weird content.
So I decided the book of the dead would have been better.
kewlllllz.

I'm not doing the stupid cheenani thing.
I still have t do some fugged up history thing.

aiya,
back t ace learning.
byebye.
I finished one:D

Stephanie is a very happy girl.
A very, very happy girl.
Extremely happy.
Up till date,
SHE HAS MANAGED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH 5 ANG MOHS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH YES!
I love my estate, I love my estate, I love my estate, I love my estate.
I love Gardens, I love Gardens, I love Gardens, I love Gardens.
OMG PLEASE.
aaaaaah!


HAHAHAHAHA.

So anyway.
Today.
Had stupid harp.
And stupid Alvina.
Was so funny!
She was prank calling Vomit.
Then her friggin slipper BROKE.
LAUGHLAUGH LAUGHLAUGH.
SO SHE WORE SARAHS SOCK ON ONE LEG.
AND WALKED TO THE NEXT BUS STOP.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE WERE LAUGHING.
And in the end she bought new slippers.
HILARIOUS PLEASE.
like omg,
everyone was staring at her like she was some celebrity la.
Damn funny.
Almost died of laughing fits.

Then they went t gardens with me.
Kewlllllz.
They officially love my estate too man.
ANG MOHS ANG MOHS ANG MOHS ANG MOHS.

So I was getting Ellie and Harry t teach me Maori
and they were like
oh i only know one word,
boat in maori, is fuck.
and i was like ehhhhhhhhhhh okay?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
They think shit's a bad word,
well we say shit everyday, darlings.

byebye!


What I do when I am bored.

Mommy! Mommy! That dirty old man's staring at my boobies!

*yeah la you, stop staring at my tits.

ANGMOH FRIENDS:D

I MADE ANOTHER ANG MOH FRIEND!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

her name's ellie:D SO CUTE.
SHES 10, SO CUTE.
SHES FROM NEW ZEALAND AND SHES MY NEIGHBOUR.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Omg,
see, I have totally conquered my addiction to blogging.
I haven't blogged in like what, 4 days.
Ho hum i'm sorry.
Love you debs<3 style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Whatever.
I don't even think they've put our groups up yet,
Talk about professionalism.


So anyway.
Joanne sent me this picture, of me.
Which I never knew she took.
Oh gosh,
I'm a friggin eskimo la.
I mean, its cold in New Zealand.
And I wore like say, 4-5 layers?
But I never knew I looked that ridiculous.
Okay, get ready.
I look like a freak.

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Friggin awesome right.
WTF LA!
THE MORE I LOOK AT IT THE MORE I THINK I LOOK LIKE A DRUG ADDICT LA.
LOOK AT MY SLEEPLESS FACE.
THEN MY CRACKED LIPS MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE SOME STRANGE VIOLENT FITS OF SOME SORT.
GOSH LA.
"Stephanie the Eskimo cum Drug Addict" Posters out now at only 10cents a piece!

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TADAH!
STEPHANIE PLANTS A TREE!
YAY!
SO KEWL RIGHT.
YEAH MAN ITS A UM MANUKA PLANT
OR SOME HARAKEKE PLANT THING.


OH YEAAAAA BABEH.


Bye.

Majulah Singapura

Nowadays I can't be bothered to blog.
Like, I have no life.
Its like so un-exciting without school.

Gah.

So anyway,
Paul Twohill sent me an invitation on facebook, to attend some clubbing bash thing.
I was like laughing.
Its so retarded.

Ahahahahahaha.
Ok,
so yesterday went back t school for harp.
HAHAHAHA WE HAD A PATRIOTIC SESSION AFTER HARP.
We were singing Majulah Singapura, the Rosyth school song, and the Light Your World song.
Damn funny.
And then it occurred to us,
we were singing the rosyth school song damn loudly,
and the pl song,
we don't even sing it.

Then after that, we were playing blind mice.
Then after that they went home and i had t wait for my mutha for like what, an hour.
So i spent the hour with Adelia and Jolene :D
So fun.

k,
thats all for yesterday

bye.

I AM BACK DUCKIES

And it came across to me,
sincere.

Anyway,
I AM BACK.
FROM NEW ZEALAND.
HURRAH.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

I loved it there.
With the maoris and all.
But I have to blog about the immersion trip there.

My buddy was
Rebecca Sparks,
14.

She is the most amazing buddy ever.
Gorgeous eyes,
(Blue)

Yea thats about it.

So anyway.

PERIOD ONE: Gym class.

THE MOST FRIGGIN EMBARRASSING CLASS.
The girls there practically don't bother if you look at them naked.
they changed,
in the open,
with their bras and stuff.
I was appalled.
But during gym,
I was damn embarrassed.
I DID NOT WANT TO DO ANY MACHINE EXERCISES.

So there I was, sitting on the machine,
not knowing how it worked, at all.
I was fiddling with this the machine-y thing.
And this guy comes along.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
I WAS LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLD.
"PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
LIKE HELLO.

So i was pushing and mind you i am quite weak.
So i didn't manage to push it.
D:

Then anyway.
This negro guy,
He had his pants halfway down his boxers.
It was friggin DARK BLUE.

LIKE HELLO LITTLE INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL'S SITTING DOWN SILENTLY EYES WIDE OPEN BEHIND YOU.
So there I was sitting there with the hello-i-am-here-please-pull-up-your-pants-a-little-much-higher-please look.
And they didn't notice.

OH GOSH.

K.
Second period.
Social Studies.

BORING.
Something about the Green Beret.
This is the video they showed.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94
Then we had t talk about Singapore.
And I embarrassed myself again.
I MEAN LIKE HELLO WHO KNEW THE SINGAPORE FLYER WAS THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD.
Teacher: Yup, and the Singapore Flyer's the biggest in the world students.
Delfina, Pamela and Delfina: Yes.
Stephanie: REALLY?
*Whole class bursts in laughter.
Not funny.
How was I supposed to know
Steph: This is Chinatown, it is full of chinese people.
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WAH LAO EH.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM STATING PURE FACTS. CHINATOWN IS FULL OF CHINESE PEOPLE WHAT.

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Period three, Theatre Arts.
Some stupid clowns were there
Teacher: The golden ball of light is travelling from your cheek to the top of your shoulders. It relaxes your body. Do you feel it relaxing your body?
Clown: OH YES.

Then
The teacher told them to stand in any position.
And this clown stood in the waste paper basket.
Which, mind you had lots of litter.
I was like O.O

K.
Lunch was quite fun.
But there was this weird guy.
"HEY CAN I TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU?"
"Uh, okay?"
*Leans on my shoulder and I nearly fell.
*We both flash a real cheesy smile.

THEN IT WAS HENNA TIME.
GOSH SOME OF THEM ARE SO WEIRD.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL, ITS AWESOME AWESOME. These people must be artistically talented or something I mean like I can't even draw with a pencil and they can draw it like so well with these squishy things I'm definitely getting a tattoo."

Guy:"Is it a tattoo?"
Steph:"No, its henna."
Guy:"So, its a tattoo."
Steph:"No."

Steph: "Hi, what would you like"
Guy: "Surprise me."
Steph: O.O, Uhhhhhh a lizard?

In the end I gave him a tube of henna, told him to go do it himself.
But i did the lizard thing anyway.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I really loved New Zealand,
I really did.
I wanna migrate there.
And live there forever and ever.
Their maths is so simple.

15 years old,
can't do this question.

(X2 - 100)
Please factorise.

WHAT IN THE WORLD HELLO.
(X+10)(X-10) LA DEY.
CANNOT FACTORISE.


Haiya, okay.
But anyways.
I GOT MY BUDDY'S EMAIL AND ADDRESS FROM DELFINA I LOVE YOU GIRL.

K.
Bye(: