i like to sigh

Good morning starshine, the earth says, hello!
Hi everyone.
Just a few days ago I was obsessing over Willy Wonka's nice and silky hair.
Then it came across to me,
WHY CAN'T I HAVE HAIR AS NICE AS HIS!
Then I realised,
hes obviously wearing a wig right!
How can be so nice one la.

Then I watched 300 with Sarah when she came I think about a week ago.
St: Eh omg the Leonidas guy the hair so curly already, what about his pubic hair man!
Sa: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
St: *Starts going on about hairy balls
Sa: -.-

HAHAHAHAHA.
Wa lao!
Why the hair on actors or actresses all so scene one!

All you scene kids can go and suck my hairy balls!

D:

and anyway,
all you shitheads saying that william's hotter than skandar.
GO AND GET YOUR EYES CHECKED.
The stupid Peter in Narnia's so fricken haolian!
Dwarf: You're just going the wrong way.
Peter: That explain's it that, you're mistaken
*Super irritating face

What in the world please!
I see already want to slap can.
Some more the dwarf is bloody older than him la!
HE SHORTER THAN YOU CANNOT AH!
Stupid Peter, UGLY WILLIAM.
Okay la, maybe hes not that ugly la.
But Skandar Keyne's is hotter.
Omg hes my hero please.
So sexy.


See i told you so curly.



Omg see i told you so nice.



SO HOT
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.
ALL HAIL MY NEW BOYFRIEND!



LUCY HAS NICE WAXED LEGS




Now the best part.

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TADAA THE WHITE WITCH'S DWARF




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH OMG.
SO CUTE.
AHAHAHAHAHHA.

Okay I was real bored today,
byebye